Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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