I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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