I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
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