Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
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can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle