Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?