He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
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say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.