I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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