i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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