What a fucking waste of an outfit
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
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if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
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Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
where are my eyebrows?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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