What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
