He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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