If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
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Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
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I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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