Don't you send me to vm
And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Randomize
