People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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