Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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