thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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