Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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