Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I wish I could punch you in the face.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
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I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
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Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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