What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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