He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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