question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
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i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
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Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs