Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
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My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
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i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.