she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
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I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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