There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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