I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Randomize
