Define "chronic" masturbator.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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