That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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