Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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