Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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