New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
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I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
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Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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