I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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