I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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