i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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