How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
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Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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