So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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