I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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