she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
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When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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