Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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