i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
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It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
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I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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