im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
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