Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
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You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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