i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Randomize
