Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
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She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
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she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Help me help you realize you are a moron
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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