420 ftw
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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