you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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