So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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