Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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