yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
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I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
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there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
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Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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