I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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