so that wasnt chicken after all
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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