Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
so let's talk penis.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
My day in three words: secret purse cake
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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