She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
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I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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