I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
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I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
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