I don't think brook has ever known best
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
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We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
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No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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