Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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