The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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