she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
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