I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
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Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
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But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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